Things Aren't Gonna Lick Themselves

Things Aren't Gonna Lick Themselves is a quest in Goat MMO Simulator.

The quest is given by a random named elf in Alvesta.

Objectives

 * Lick 10,000 things

Yes, that's ten thousand. Fortunately you "only" have to lick 10,000 times, rather than lick 10,000 separate objects. You have nine options here, from most to least time consuming.


 * 1) Settle down for an afternoon with a good book or TV show and tap repeatedly.
 * 2) Get another controller and spam lick using both keyboard and controller. (PC)
 * 3) Find three really good friends and set up a local multiplayer game to make it go four times as fast.
 * 4) Set up an auto-key program or macro to do the licking for you.
 * 5) Edit your save file.
 * 6) Start this quest first, then do other quests afterwards, so you can multitask.
 * 7) Ignore the quest and spend that time doing something productive with your life, like learning sign language, or falling in love, or watching Saturday morning cartoons.
 * 8) If you don't care about using cheats, use cheat engine to finish this quest.
 * 9) Don't do it baahaahaaa
 * 10) Everybody get on the floor, everybody do the dinosaur!

The one upside is that completing the quest gives enough experience to instantly reach level 101. But even that is easier to achieve simply by wall-jumping.

Simply lick random stuff and lick lick lick for three hours straight