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In-game Achievements

In-game achievements are referred to as quests. Refer to that page for a list.

Steam Achievements

Icon Name Description Map
A Story about my elevator A Story about my elevator Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator Goat City Bay
A story about my goat A story about my goat I'm sorry about my goat Goat City Bay
Alexander Goatstafsson Alexander Goatstafsson Win the title bout! GoatVille
An Unnecessary Journey An Unnecessary Journey Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava Goat MMO Simulator
Angel Goat Angel Goat Do no evil. Any
Around the World on 5 Trampolines Around the World on 5 Trampolines Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once. GoatVille
Better than Warlords of Dredmor Better than Warlords of Dredmor Reach level 101 Goat MMO Simulator
BFF BFF Lick a friend Goat MMO Simulator
Boat ride Boat ride Enjoy your trip Goat MMO Simulator
Boulder of Death Boulder of Death Hit the party with the Boulder of Death. GoatVille
Builder Goat Builder Goat Find all the blocks Goat City Bay
Butthurt Butthurt Do a lot of hurt. With your butt. Goat MMO Simulator
Cardio kills your gains Cardio kills your gains Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue. GoatVille
Columbian Sugar Lord Columbian Sugar Lord Ride the boat while on a sugar rush Goat City Bay
Demogoat Demogoat Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time GoatVille or Goat City Bay
Devil Goat Devil Goat We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell. GoatVille
Disgusting Disgusting Why did you step in that? Yuck Goat City Bay
Dodge This Dodge This Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again. GoatVille
Don't Panic Don't Panic srsly Goat City Bay
Elfstreet Boys Elfstreet Boys Baa with the choir Goat MMO Simulator
ExcaliGoat ExcaliGoat Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator Goat MMO Simulator
FINALLY FINALLY Become the master of the goat tower. GoatVille
Flip-Kick Flip-Kick Kick something in the air while doing a backflip Any
Goat Queen Goat Queen Become the Queen of GoatVille GoatVille
Goat of the hill Goat of the hill Everything the light touches is your kingdom. GoatVille
Goatta catch 'em all! Goatta catch 'em all! How do you catch goats? GoatVille and Goat City Bay
GoatBuilt GoatBuilt Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course. Goat City Bay
Goats 'n' Stuff Goats 'n' Stuff Hold your own concert. Goat City Bay
Gravity Goat Gravity Goat Unlock the gravity goat mutator. Goat MMO Simulator
Hat Simulator Hat Simulator Buy all hats Goat City Bay
Here's Johnny! Here's Johnny! Wield an axe with your tongue GoatVille
I can't believe that worked I can't believe that worked Do 10 front flips in one trick. Any
I freaking love goats I freaking love goats Find all collectibles on level 2 Goat City Bay
Involuntary QA Involuntary QA Ooops, the game seems to have crashed. Any
Is that a goat? Is that a goat? Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached Goat City Bay
Jörgen Jörgen Jörgen. Goat MMO Simulator
Jousting Goat Jousting Goat Unlock the Jouster mutator Goat MMO Simulator
Ling Ling into battle go Ling Ling into battle go Fight the turtles Goat City Bay
LOEK master LOEK master Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue GoatVille
Love or Hate? Love or Hate? Find all the trophies on the MMO Level. Goat MMO Simulator
Malleus Maleficarum Malleus Maleficarum Burn them! Goat MMO Simulator
Mattress Madness Mattress Madness Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds. GoatVille
Maximum MLG Big Plays Maximum MLG Big Plays Knock a bucket into a person GoatVille or Goat City Bay
Mermaid Goat Mermaid Goat Unlock the mermaid mutator Goat MMO Simulator
Music Non Stop Music Non Stop Jump on the launchpad Goat MMO Simulator
Mile High Club Mile High Club Lick the Hanging Glider. GoatVille
Neckbeard Neckbeard Smell and look like one Goat City Bay
Not again... Not again... Get deviously trapped again Goat MMO Simulator
Old Goat Old Goat OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS? Goat MMO Simulator
One Ball One Ball Ride a bike for 60 sec GoatVille or Goat City Bay
One man, two shots and a religion One man, two shots and a religion Inflate that guy's knee Goat MMO Simulator
Pedestrian Pedestrian Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue GoatVille
Powerhoof SMASH Powerhoof SMASH Kick a person into a car GoatVille or Goat City Bay
Rymdskepp i Rymden Rymdskepp i Rymden Travel to space! GoatVille
Sällskapsresan Sallskapsresan Visit all zones on the MMO level Goat MMO Simulator
Stand by for Goatfall Stand by for Goatfall Finish all wallrun quest GoatVille or Goat City Bay
Steal the show Steal the show Do a card trick at the magician Goat MMO Simulator
SteamWorld Goat SteamWorld Goat Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat. Goat City Bay
Steve's Quest Steve's Quest Give Steve Works the apples Goat MMO Simulator
The Flapmaster The Flapmaster Score 10 points in Flappy Goat. GoatVille
The Icelandic Experience The Icelandic Experience It never erupts when you want it to. Goat MMO Simulator
The mage's favourite The mage's favourite Burn people from afar Any
The Savage The Savage Paint with all the colors of the wind Goat City Bay
Tony Goat Tony Goat Finish all manual quests GoatVille or Goat City Bay
Try Hard Try Hard Find all the trophies in GoatVille! GoatVille
Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3? Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3? Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items. GoatVille
Valkyrie Valkyrie Go on the catapult with a rider on your back Goat City Bay
Vegas, baby Vegas, baby Hit The jackpot Goat City Bay
Voluntary QA Voluntary QA Trash the server room Goat MMO Simulator
What is its purpose? What is its purpose? Thrash the Goathenge GoatVille
Wheel Goat Wheel Goat Unlock the wheel of time mutator Goat MMO Simulator