Trading cards are Steam collectibles obtained by playing the corresponding game (up to 50% of the total cards, rounded up) that can be crafted together into badges, giving the player backgrounds, emoticons and EXP.
Trading cards[]
A player can obtain up to three of the five cards by playing Goat Simulator. Extra cards must be obtained in booster packs, by trading or in the Market. These cards can be crafted together several times, increasing the level of the game's badge whilst doing so. They can be crafted up to five times per account.
Regular cards[]
Cards[]
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| A Pimp Named Goatback | Black Goat | Evil Goat | Not a Goat | Three Horned Goat Jesus |
Regular badges[]
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| Phallic Corn Level 1 badge |
Erect Banana Level 2 badge |
Hard Aubergine Level 3 badge |
Throbbing Chilipepper Level 4 badge |
Tallywhacker Carrot Level 5 badge |
Foil trading cards[]
Foil trading cards are much rarer to obtain than regular cards. Unlike regular badges, foil badges can only be crafted once.
Cards[]
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| A Pimp Named Goatback (Foil) | Black Goat (Foil) | Evil Goat (Foil) | Not a Goat (Foil) | Three Horned Goat Jesus (Foil) |
Badge[]
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| Tasty Carrot Foil badge |
Booster Pack[]
Booster packs can be obtained once a week for one of your games. Upon using it, the player is awarded 3 random cards of that game.
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| Booster Pack |
Rewards[]
After crafting a badge, the player wins one emoticon and one profile background, picked at random. Both are separated in three types of rarity, in order of probability: Common, Uncommon and Rare, in order of probability of obtaining them.
Emoticons[]
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| :maaad: Common |
:bored: Common |
:pleased: Common |
:special: Uncommon |
:tongue: Rare |
Backgrounds[]
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| Stacked Goats Common |
Goat Trophies Common |
Leering Goats Uncommon |
Nyan Goat Rare |