“Chosen children are visited by a person in a red costume and white beard during the winter. They are given a magic box full of all kinds of spells such as card decks, a hat with a hidden department in it, and a plastic wand. Life is never the same again for the Magician.”
Today, 30 years later, the Magicians have spent many hours of practice in their parents' basement. They can now pull of the perfect card-trick, and always find nickels behind people's ears.
The Magician's two abilities are Card Trick and Fire Bawl."
Was added in the Goat MMO Simulator update on November 20, 2014, afterwards is available from the start.
- Card Trick: The Magician stands on its hind legs and shoots out a flurry of playing cards.
- Fire Bawl: Shoots out a ball of fire that explodes on impact. The fireball also deals damage through fire once it hits enemies, but it doesn't appear to stop their movement if they die from the fire.