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"Someone finally made an honest goat out of you. Tap POW to marry licked objects."
Married Goat is a Waste of Space mutator. It was added in the Lovers Fair update.
When it licks an object, the Married Goat can lick an object and press POW to to chain it to its leg.
- Married Goat can generate large amounts of money by marrying a Crate.