Michael Bay Turdles
The Michael Bay Turdles are found in the Sewer, and if approached properly, can be observed to dance in-sync to music. When provoked (walking towards them) they will wave their fists and say "I HATE YOU!" before attacking. Attacking them unlocks the achievement Ling Ling into battle go. They also seem to be guarding a trophy. ==Appearance== In the computer and mobile versions of Goat Simulator, the Michael Bay Turdles appear as the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo, and Leonardo) , except, in order to make fun of the 2014 movie portrayal, their heads are that of Shrek. For unknown reasons, on the Xbox versions of the game they are changed to people in green turtle costumes wearing colored bandanas. They have the same dialogue and behavior, just a less-monstrous appearance.
- The Xbox version Michael Bay Turdles noticeably yell more.